tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14342452782890667812024-03-13T05:39:12.388-07:00THE BAMBI DIARIESshhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh secret site shhhhh Cat Marnellhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06021993489622423172noreply@blogger.comBlogger5125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1434245278289066781.post-30626124954971550522013-03-01T15:50:00.002-08:002013-03-01T15:52:16.813-08:00RULE #8<table align="center" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0" class="tr-caption-container" style="margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto; text-align: center;"><tbody>
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<span style="font-family: "Courier New", Courier, monospace;"><span style="font-size: large;"><span style="color: red;"><b>The water’s dark and full of sharks <br />That will tear flesh from the bone dear;<br />A kolonopin wafer will not make you safer<br />Which is why I for one am all alone here.<br />You better smarten up and start to swim <br />Playing dead doesn’t work.<br />Nor is it actually even a game.</b></span></span></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "Courier New", Courier, monospace;"><span style="font-size: large;"><span style="color: red;"><b>New York is full of li<span style="font-size: large;">es</span><br />I<span style="font-size: large;">t's</span>s just some lame shi<span style="font-size: large;">t</span></b></span></span></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "Courier New", Courier, monospace;"><span style="font-size: large;"><span style="color: red;"><b><span style="font-size: large;">I got raped while I slept</span></b></span></span></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "Courier New", Courier, monospace;"><span style="font-size: large;"><span style="color: red;"><b><span style="font-size: large;">Sluts y</span>ou<span style="font-size: large;"> </span>gotta look alive.</b></span></span></span></div>
Cat Marnellhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06021993489622423172noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1434245278289066781.post-14419495307765677342013-03-01T06:56:00.003-08:002013-03-01T15:59:18.529-08:00RULE #4<table align="center" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0" class="tr-caption-container" style="margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto; text-align: center;"><tbody>
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<span style="font-family: "Courier New",Courier,monospace;"><span style="background-color: white; font-size: large;"><span style="color: purple;"><b>Now girls</b></span></span></span><br />
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<span style="font-family: "Courier New",Courier,monospace;"><span style="background-color: white; font-size: large;"><span style="color: purple;"><b>don't get me wrong.</b></span></span></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "Courier New",Courier,monospace;"><span style="background-color: white; font-size: large;"><span style="color: purple;"><b>I give about eighteen thousand thumbs up to autoerotic asphyxiation. </b></span></span></span><br />
<span style="font-family: "Courier New",Courier,monospace;"><span style="background-color: white; font-size: large;"><span style="color: purple;"><b>Shout out to rough sex. The richer you are the rougher they’ll choke you out, and for obvious reasons it is hard to shout out when this is happening.</b></span></span></span><br />
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When I was getting strangled erotically by the Resoivoir at 4 am by that saucy teen millionaire
no one but the raccoons we saw scuttling along Fifth Avenue on our way
in could have seen his knees sexily pinning me to the floor of the pine
grove at my shoulder blades.</b></span></span></span><br />
<span style="font-family: "Courier New",Courier,monospace;"><span style="background-color: white; font-size: large;"><span style="color: purple;"><b>I dunno I guess. </b></span></span></span><br />
<span style="font-family: "Courier New",Courier,monospace;"><span style="background-color: white; font-size: large;"><span style="color: purple;"><b> Shout out to raccoons. </b></span></span></span><br />
<span style="font-family: "Courier New",Courier,monospace;"><span style="background-color: white; font-size: large;"><span style="color: purple;"><b>But I didn’t need saving anyway.</b></span></span></span>Cat Marnellhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06021993489622423172noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1434245278289066781.post-58253396721193038932013-03-01T06:17:00.005-08:002013-03-01T16:18:05.186-08:00LESSON #1: MEET BAMBI<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
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<span style="color: magenta;"><span style="background-color: white;"><span style="font-family: "Courier New",Courier,monospace;"><b>This is a guide to getting sicker and sicker and sicker, to looking so skinny and sickly and amphetamine green, then to hitting the tanning beds and the sleeping pills just enough to get pretty and tricky and mean.<br /><br />When I’m “better” looking – healthier-seeming; ha -- I can get anything. <br /><br />I march in with a sleep-glow and full makeup. <i>Vicious</i>. My bleached bulimia teeth gleam. <br /><br />I’m all electric cigs and coconut. <br /><br />I’ve got: <br />•Park Avenue fangs<br />•Bumble bangs<br />•dull green eyes that match money.<br /><br />I've got coats made of bunny. I've got long human hair.<br />Always hunting season for Bambi. And I kill to wear.</b></span></span></span><br />
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<br />Cat Marnellhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06021993489622423172noreply@blogger.com1New York, NY, USA40.7143528 -74.005973140.3291728 -74.65142010000001 41.0995328 -73.3605261tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1434245278289066781.post-2732102130744933052013-03-01T06:17:00.001-08:002013-03-01T06:17:08.405-08:00Brad Pitt: The Poem<table border="0" cellpadding="2" cellspacing="0"><tbody>
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<tr><td colspan="2" valign="top">With cotton candy armpits and sugary<br />
Crevices, sweat glazing your donut skin.<br />
Have you ever been fat, Brad?<br />
Have you ever wanted a Snickers<br />
More than love and lain on your bed<br />
While the phone rang and rolled one<br />
On your tongue, afraid to eat it, afraid<br />
It would make your jeans too tight? Have you<br />
Barfed, Brad, because you ate it,<br />
Ate all the take-out, licked<br />
Brown sauce off the box while you sobbed?<br />
Brad Pitt down in the pits chaining menthol<br />
Ciggys in your thick-wallet life,<br />
It’s not so bad Brad, sad Brad, is it?</td></tr>
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